i dunno that proper butlers is sposed to be nice - i think the idea is actually to engender, in the gentlemen who fall under their juristiction, a feeling of inferiority - but they are sposed to be civil.
Bad form, beltch. You’re coming across like a common valet!
Given the sexually ambiguous upbringing that Sir suffered at the hands of his curious friend, I’m wondering if Sir wouldn’t actually prefer a gentleman with a BMI north of 55 and a great pair of norks.
I’m told that when blindfolded, the sensation at the elbow is all but impossible to sex.
I’ve taken the liberty of sending a gentleman by the name of Graham to your room replete with not one, but two blindfolds. Graham also informed me that he is happy for you to stare at his chap cleavage all night if you wish. No shades are required.
A particularly fine VSOP XO is being brought to your room by Louise as we ‘speak’. Please don’t pinch her backside, she will punch you.