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Don’t be hard on the guy. (Not a homophobic comment much) Bletch has probably never buttled before.

Very good, Sir.

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Very good, Sir.

Getiing the hang of proper buttling very quickly! Now, Pour me a glass of brandy and send a woman with nice booblies to my elbow, Jeeves.

Given the sexually ambiguous upbringing that Sir suffered at the hands of his curious friend, I’m wondering if Sir wouldn’t actually prefer a gentleman with a BMI north of 55 and a great pair of norks.

I’m told that when blindfolded, the sensation at the elbow is all but impossible to sex.

I’ve taken the liberty of sending a gentleman by the name of Graham to your room replete with not one, but two blindfolds. Graham also informed me that he is happy for you to stare at his chap cleavage all night if you wish. No shades are required.

A particularly fine VSOP XO is being brought to your room by Louise as we ‘speak’. Please don’t pinch her backside, she will punch you.

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Now, If I didn’t have a brother called Graham, I might not be so creeped out!!! :scream:

I’d be more worried that Lou is coming to your room with hard liquor. She’s normally a shandy drinker.

No-one outside of promotion-era match threads and LVSaint knew who I was on Steveweb, and I was planning on that being the same here.

But if I suppose if I get my own private room, then I may reconsider.

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Only midweek!

I’m a bit scared to go to Ohio’s room on my own. Can’t someone else take it?

A belated “welcome” Cicada Saint!

I put the extra werthers original on your pillow - while you slept.

We’re now at 59 members (still), by Xmas we could hit 60!

It’s OK Louise, no need to worry.

I happen to know that in the real world Ohio Saint is a respected politician called Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

There’s no way he would risk his reputation, and rape a stranger visiting his room.

Am I right, Dom?

Now hurry up back to the kitchen, His papship’s kedgeree is getting cold.

Actually, I think the admininstrator account is included in that total, so it’s only really 58.

So our membership is technically going down - and I’m sure there’s a few double accounts in there too.

I’m off back to Steveweb *.

See you losers!

* Nice reference Cicada Saint.

Originally posted by @saintbletch

So our membership is technically going down - and I’m sure there’s a few double accounts in there too.

I’m off back to Steveweb *.

See you losers!

* Nice reference Cicada Saint.

More like technically misreported by our ever dysfunctional butler :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

:confused:

I’m either amused, having a stroke, or I’ve got Bell’s palsy.

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Thanks for the warm welcome.

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Originally posted by @Fatso

Thanks for the warm welcome.

If you don’t like it, go and start your own spin off forum FFS.

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I think Dr Rosenpenis is due a welcome too.

C’mon Bletch - catch up!

Originally posted by @Fatso

Thanks for the warm welcome.

I can only apologise Fatso, and whilst this will be a feeble excuse, I can only offer that I wasn’t appointed site butler until after you joined.

That said, a warm welcome to you too, and your chins - thanks for contributing.

I’ve taken the liberty of placing you in room 1101 on the ground floor next to the kitchens, and away from the gym.

Is that the sort of euphemism that I hear once a year from Mrs Bletch, Lou?

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