A who's who of Papsweb

Oi Lou, is it not the case that this is a Sexist Thread? What would a “Bro Guide To Papsweb Hottest Hotties” look like? We will overlook it, cos of kind words bout us, except for the bit where we’re 55, but this is the worst case of DBL STDs, since I was diagnosed both herpes + HPV RIP.

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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

Well done Lou. I very femine attack.

Your obvious negging is getting embarressing now. Let’s just trumbone.

As always, Urban Dictionary is my friend.

Whereas tokyos doesn’t use any kind of dictionary. Prob trying to earn the Most Bad Speeling badge.

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A) it doesn’t discuss anyone’s looks, only behaviour

B) it is targeted at women, as women are a minority on here. Targeting a specific audience isn’t sexism.

C) I was going to add a description on me, but it felt weird to describe myself

D) Goatboy has done that anyway (inaccurate, I might add) so it is now a male + female list

E) So how old are you? I’m happy to update. :wink:

F) WRONG!

:laughing:

ok if you say so, but remember when i start threads targetted at women discussing behaviour, it is on ur authority!

12! 29! 54! 80! You can’t trick me, I’m rumplestiltskin.

Originally posted by @Bearsy

12! 29! 54! 80! You can’t trick me, I’m rumplestiltskin.

Only a 55 year old would pull in a reference to Rumplestiltskin and spell it correctly…

ok i don’t mind being 55 really, it will be good practice.

Pap, can you change my username to Rumpleneckskin pls

I like you better when you fight with me, not agree!

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That’s a good point Bear. If we are not going to have a spell checker on Papsweb and I’m certainly not going to make an effort or i.e. proof read. Should there be a badge for those who don’t use the english language as the queen intended when she and i.e. shakespear made it?

Hang on, should I put this in the suggestions thread or do you think Pap will be able to pick it up from the LOOK AT ME I’M A FEMALE and negging on Tokyos thread?

I dunno if Pap will do anything for you anymore tokyos, after yesterday when in one of the private pm’s you sent from my account, which I have subsequently read, you accused him of being “Not Steve Jobs.”

That’s gotta hurt!

Can we rename this thread “A female’s guide to papsweb”? I’m sure Lou isn’t speaking on behalf of all females, nor suggesting that she alone is wise enough to chart these waters, marking out the rocks and shoals for future female adventurers.

I’ve only just got up, so if I am behind the times (e.g. Lou has just been crowned Queen of all Chicks at Take A Break Towers), then I’ll naturally withdraw my request.

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Zuckerberg bear, Zuckerberg.

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Well played pap. “The female guide to,” would have worked. “A female’s guide to,” would have worked.

The female’s guide? v.arrogant.

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Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

Originally posted by @Bearsy

I dunno if Pap will do anything for you anymore tokyos, after yesterday when in one of the private pm’s you sent from my account, which I have subsequently read, you accused him of being “Not Steve Jobs.”

That’s gotta hurt!

Zuckerberg bear, Zuckerberg.

Soz i stand corrected. It’s Zuckerberg, that Pap is not. He may or may not be, Steve Jobs.

Thanks for saying I’m v funny goatboy, I’d nominate you for 10 Saintsweb reputations points, but they’re about as useful as a page of greenshild stamps on papsweb, so instead I’ve just voted you up!

Sure, of course. I’m definitely not crowning myself queen of anything. The intention was people could add to it to make it funnier, but I guess that didn’t work. But it was mostly just a joke really.

Has anyone called Bearsy a price pikey yet? Or are we not allowed to use TSW jokes & insults on here in case S Grant sues?

Goatboy inferred as much

It’s unfortunate that these scurrilous rumours have followed me to a part of the internet where I had hoped to pass myself off with some credit, or that I should meet with someone so cruelly able to expose my true character.

I’m merely trying to save you from the pitfalls of projection.

Tis a little known thing, and I don’t mention it much, but I wrote an expansive tome called “Pap’s guide to drillin’ women”. I thought it was a potential best seller, what with it containing top tips from my pulling career. Boy, was I in for a surprise.

Got an interview with the first publisher I send it to and thought “wahey, a life on the author and convention circuit awaits”. Alas, the bloke who read my manuscript was Greek god type, and was just inviting me in to office out of curiosity and a bit of a dressing down.

“Hallo Pap. Why have you included a chapter called ‘Preparing the ground for the short wanger’?”
“What’s with all these gingers?”
“What’s with all this foreplay and sense of humour bollocks? I just go to nearest pub, put my cock on the bar and pick off the girls that might give me herpes”.

I learned that day that it’s all relative.

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I don’t think Lou needed to say either The or A female’s guide at all, the effort made that obvious. Men, in general are far lazier with their insults. The male version would simply have read:

Bearsy : All right

Bletch : All right

Btripz : All right

Chertsey : All right

Fatso: All right

Fowllyd : All right

Goatboy : All right

Halo : All right .

Jboy : All right

KRG : All right

Letsbdrinking : All right

Mangobean: All right

Paps : All right

Ohio : All right

Ozsaintdave : All right

Spudders: All right
Stickywhitedovepiss: All right

Supermikey : All right

Tokyo : Not All right

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Why does Halo get a full stop Tokes? So unfair.