Ok guys, seeing as no one offered to do this, I thought I'd start it off. Needs some work, any contributions very welcome. A few people I don't know well enough to describe... complaints welcome too! Purpose of this is to give any women who join this forum a fighting chance of working you all out...
A who's who of Papsweb
Papsweb's current demographic is 95% male, of which 10% are intelligent, thoughtful and entertaining contributors, and the remaining 90% are...well think of a bunch of oversexed 15 year schoolboys with no previous contact with women, an over familiarity with each other, and too much access to the Internet...
But don't let that put you off!
Papsweb is actually a very female friendly forum. So you can make the most of your experience on Papsweb, here's a guide to navigating the various characters...
Bearsy: writes like a 14 year old, though don't let that fool you. He's a complete softy, funny as hell, brilliant writer...so much so, that I'm still convinced he's either female or a 55 year old college professor.
Bletch: the forum intellectual. The sort of guy, that when the chips are down, and everyone has deserted you, he'd be there for you, when the rain starts to fall.
Btripz: he's big, he's bad, he's bob. He loves the ladies. He's also very nice.
Chertsey: loves conversations about sexism.
Fowllyd: one of the 10%. Great taste in music, and always posts interesting stuff.
Goatboy: dry ones liners, always tongue in cheek. Naughty sense of humour...very funny guy.
Halo: the forum sweetheart, and total gent.
Jboy: make friends with this guy - he'll always watch your back.
KRG: forum feminist. Always has an interesting point of view on things. A modern man.
Letsbdrinking: quite blunt, but when you've met him it makes sense. Always a smile on his face.
Paps: The Godfather of the forum. Quirky, brilliant, fair, female friendly. Just don't mind the conspiracy theories.
Ohio: slightly obsessed with naked women. Hard to ever find a message where he doesn't reference boobs or vaginas. Pretty sure somewhere under the surface there's a very nice sensitive guy...I have a longer term plan to discover this.
Ozsaintdave: first experience on Internet forums. Be nice to him. Even though he talks about things you might be gobsmacked by.
Supermikey: Another modern man. I thought. But since arriving on this forum, he talks more about porn... ;)
Tokyo: I swear this guy hasn't even hit puberty yet. Bezzies with Bearsy. If they squabble... it's just sexual tension. But while out in the open you might shake your head at his misfired jokes, secretly we know you're laughing.