So, who are you really? No need to hide

As we are being completely open and honest on this thread, I do also post occassionally on Twitter with a really original handle of Dubai_Phil.

I am on FB but sorry that is only for people that I drink beer with OR for fit single 30 something Polish chicks who happen to be pals of Mrs D_P. (Which for some reason is why so many people offer to buy me beer).

But I sure as heck ain’t letting any of you lot on there as that is where I hear all about the latest Monkey Chicken Petting Zoo installations across Europe or how many planes Ericof Aravia has diverted to Yemen or Somalia during a hungover night shift

But just for Tokes (as I know he loves that stuff) I do run two other FB sites Dubai Saints and Dubai Golf Marshalls. The latter is where all the real amazeballs photos and stories really get posted. You should see the Vid of Miguel & the Kids from two years ago. A real tear jerker.

The former is now an OFFICIAL #GlobalSFC affiliate and we EVEN had an article about us in the Spuds programme at SMS back in 2013

All our Celeb Name Dropping stories & pics are on there these days, so again papsweb is safe - REJOICE!

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I am Sarnia Saint on swf and if anyone doesn’t believe me I will shoot their asses in, stupid dumb Brits.

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Yeah? Prove to me your Sarnia Saint… Go on… You can’t can you… No-nothing Brit!

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I am FowllyD.

There is, and can only ever be, one FowllyD.

The laws of the universe make it all too precise and too clear that, should more than one FowllyD exist at any given moment (a moment being, in this dictat, a tiny fraction of a nanosecond) then our planet, our solar system, our galaxy, the universe and time itself will all cease to exist.

I didn’t ask for it to be this way.

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I am pap that was pap on TSW, pap in loads of other places. I’m still pap now. In fact, the only time when I’m not pap is when the username has already been taken, or the site enforces a minimum number of characters > 3.

I did make one small change when moving over here - I reversed the order of characters in my username. Thankfully, no-one seems to have noticed.

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This should be pretty straightforward to prove.

America is fundamentally broken because of their ridiculous gun laws. Discuss.

That Sarnia thread on SWF should have been locked a long time ago. There is clearly something wrong with Sarnia. I would suggest some sort of mental health or special needs. It’s pretty much everyone against him, which isn’t difficult because he is so clearly wrong, but because he is so clearly wrong and unable to discuss things properly I can only assume there is something wrong with him. In which case, the thread serves no purpose other than laughing at and ganging up on a mentally deficient person.

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I felt that about a week in, which is why I started being a lot nicer to him. Mental health issues are a bit far though. Just reckon he spends a lot of time on his own, without anyone robustly challenging his opinions.

I’m revolution and also revolution saint on the other place. I’m revolution because I really want one… and I go round and round in circles most of the time. Used to post quite a bit on saintsweb but work tends to get in the way, I don’t have much to say and I got a bit bored of reading the same old points scoring posters reiterating the same thing.

Anyway, if anyone’s up for deposing Mrs Windsor then let me know and I’ll fill you in on all the boring details (I’ve already decided it won’t be televised).

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Welcome aboard revolution. I would provide a heartier introduction, but saintbletch (you may know him) has been appointed site butler and takes the hump when others do his job. I think he’s worried about off-shoring, deep down. Anyway, we’ve allowed him some personal time this weekend. It is my hope that he’ll be diligent enough to maintain his duties, but you just don’t know with “help”.

Lets B Avenue on SteveWeb ias I was a regular at The Avenue PH and some claimed it was my postal address. Changed it slightly as I don’t frequent it so much and Lets B Guide Dog didn’t really work.

On the Sarnia front, if I recall correctly, he is back tomorrow, so the lunacy can resume. LOL!!!

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‘Ant’ is actually a nickname, based on my microscopic height. At time of birth I was the smallest baby to be born in this country and I just didn’t grow much.

It’s OK though - I’ve mostly got the hang of the stilts and this adult-sized human suit now.

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Really!? Wow!! That’s an interesting factoid. Any claim to fame is a good one IMO. Your mother must have been really pleased with you for avoiding all that nasty vaginal tearing and stuff. :smile:

My own claim to fame is that I was the baby with the biggest dick born in this country. There is even a comment about it on my birth certificate. “This baby is the biggest dick I’ve ever seen” - Signed Dr Rosenpenis.

Not really, I was about 10 pounds at birth!

Fuck it. :slight_frown:

Cheap!

Originally posted by @Fatso

That Sarnia thread on SWF should have been locked a long time ago. There is clearly something wrong with Sarnia. I would suggest some sort of mental health or special needs. It’s pretty much everyone against him, which isn’t difficult because he is so clearly wrong, but because he is so clearly wrong and unable to discuss things properly **I can only assume there is something wrong with him. **

Possibly. I just reckon he’s successfully trolled the fuck out of everybody on that thread. Top work, IMO.

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Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking

Cheap!

There is only 1 price Pikey isn’t there Bearsy? In fact before Bear was born he went on a starvation diet so he would only by a 1lb on exit.

BTW Big Bad Bob on TSW, renamed over here in homage to Don Papiono

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Hmm, if he has been trolling then I agree, top work. I’m not sure though. I’ve never been sure if Alpine a saint trolls or if he really is as nuts as he appears. I keep convincing myself that he is a troll but the sheer relentlessness of his negativity cannot be an act. It would be exhausting. I’m more likely to accept Sarnia as a troll as he is keeping his posts to one thread…a nice manageable amount for a troll.

Alpine is definitely not a troll, not sure about Sarnia.