So, who are you really? No need to hide.

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Ohio Saint posted this 12 June 2015

I have seen a few new members and wondered about who they may be and connect them to another site, and I'm sure many of us have done the same.

It is not within my power on this site (As I have no power on this site) to offer any amnesty (wrong word, but what the hell) to anyone or anything. We are all just Saints supporting bros.

Whatever, I am always curious about who we are talking to, and very happy to start from scratch. Forget all the old stuff, drop the baggage and meet everyone as a virgin regarding all that old animosity.

I can do this easily, and I think everyone else here can do it too.

I'll go first. I am Ohio Saint. On a previous forum, I was known as.....um....Ohio Saint.

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Tokyo-Saint posted this 12 June 2015

I'm Tokyo-Saint, previous Tokyo-Saint and before that on Saints Forever I was Frannie's Left Boot. 

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Dubai_Phil posted this 12 June 2015 - Last edited 12 June 2015

Until this afternoon I was Phil & I live in Dubai. 

(I will spare you the details) but this afternoon I pushed my Driver on the 9th (into a strong wind) and heard a sickening thud then a screech.

As we arrived, a group of concerned golfers glared across and said "Which of you Bstds is playing a Titleist 3 with a red blob on it? Uh me? I replied.

They stepped aside - "YOU JUST KILLED BAMBI's MOTHER YOU BSTD" and yep, there on the ground was a fully grown Arabian Oryx (Gazelle) and 3 baby Oryxs glaring at me.

So from now on I have to re-invent myself as "Bambi's Diabolical Slayer of Mother"

I'll try and tweet a pic of the distraught babies later as I don't want to post a golf course pic on here.

Mrs D-P will also have to be renamed unfortunately.

The BBQ is tomorrow night, strangely the golf club declined to invite me.

Bearsy posted this 12 June 2015

I'm B.earsy, I used to post on mumsnet as Dr. Rosenpenis, and on not606 as Tokyo-Saint

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Bearsy posted this 12 June 2015

Originally posted by Tokyo-Saint

Saints Forever I was Frannie's Left Boot. 

I did not know bout that! is Saints Forever the one where the stevegrant in charge got catfished?

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Ohio Saint posted this 12 June 2015

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

Until this afternoon I was Phil & I live in Dubai. 

(I will spare you the details) but this afternoon I pushed my Driver on the 9th (into a strong wind) and heard a sickening thud then a screech.

As we arrived, a group of concerned golfers glared across and said "Which of you Bstds is playing a Titleist 3 with a red blob on it? Uh me? I replied.

They stepped aside - "YOU JUST KILLED BAMBI's MOTHER YOU BSTD" and yep, there on the ground was a fully grown Arabian Oryx (Gazelle) and 3 baby Oryxs glaring at me.

So from now on I have to re-invent myself as :Bambi's Damned Mother's Slayer"

I'll try and tweet a pic of the distraught babies later as I don't want to post a golf course pic on here.

Mrs D-P will also have to be renamed unfortunately.

The BBQ is tomorrow night, strangely the golf club declined to invite me.

Um.... I just can't help thinking you shoukld have simply reviewed the beer. wink

Dubai_Phil posted this 12 June 2015 - Last edited 12 June 2015

Originally posted by Ohio Saint

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

Until this afternoon I was Phil & I live in Dubai. 

(I will spare you the details) but this afternoon I pushed my Driver on the 9th (into a strong wind) and heard a sickening thud then a screech.

As we arrived, a group of concerned golfers glared across and said "Which of you Bstds is playing a Titleist 3 with a red blob on it? Uh me? I replied.

They stepped aside - "YOU JUST KILLED BAMBI's MOTHER YOU BSTD" and yep, there on the ground was a fully grown Arabian Oryx (Gazelle) and 3 baby Oryxs glaring at me.

So from now on I have to re-invent myself as :Bambi's Damned Mother's Slayer"

I'll try and tweet a pic of the distraught babies later as I don't want to post a golf course pic on here.

Mrs D-P will also have to be renamed unfortunately.

The BBQ is tomorrow night, strangely the golf club declined to invite me.

Um.... I just can't help thinking you shoukld have simply reviewed the beer. wink

The beer was free. I can't remember much to be able to review. I do have a photo of a can of Fosters on my phone from about 4pm today so that may have been something to do with it

Ex-Trader posted this 12 June 2015

I'm Ex-Trader. At the other place I am Trader, but I am now Ex-Trader because ...erm... I'm not a trader any more.

BTW, that picture is most definitely not me, it's George Soros, legendary trader and scourge of the British economy (silly Lamont).

Soros is even older than me.

 

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Tokyo-Saint posted this 12 June 2015

Originally posted by Bearsy

I'm B.earsy, I used to post on mumsnet as Dr. Rosenpenis, and on not606 as Tokyo-Saint

Oh yeah forgot. On not 606 and sometimes on here I post as Bearsy. 

 

Yeah, not sure what happened though as I was in Japan so in a different time zone and not always posting. 

Dubai_Phil posted this 12 June 2015 - Last edited 12 June 2015

As we are being completely open and honest on this thread, I do also post occassionally on Twitter with a really original handle of Dubai_Phil.

I am on FB but sorry that is only for people that I drink beer with OR for fit single 30 something Polish chicks who happen to be pals of Mrs D_P. (Which for some reason is why so many people offer to buy me beer).

But I sure as heck ain't letting any of you lot on there as that is where I hear all about the latest Monkey Chicken Petting Zoo installations across Europe or how many planes Ericof Aravia has diverted to Yemen or Somalia during a hungover night shift

But just for Tokes (as I know he loves that stuff) I do run two other FB sites Dubai Saints and Dubai Golf Marshalls. The latter is where all the real amazeballs photos and stories really get posted. You should see the Vid of Miguel & the Kids from two years ago. A real tear jerker.

The former is now an OFFICIAL #GlobalSFC affiliate and we EVEN had an article about us in the Spuds programme at SMS back in 2013

All our Celeb Name Dropping stories & pics are on there these days, so again papsweb is safe - REJOICE!

 

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Fatso posted this 12 June 2015

I am Sarnia Saint on swf and if anyone doesn't believe me I will shoot their asses in, stupid dumb Brits.

Fowllyd posted this 12 June 2015

Originally posted by Fatso

I am Sarnia Saint on swf and if anyone doesn't believe me I will shoot their asses in, stupid dumb Brits.

Yeah? Prove to me your Sarnia Saint.............. Go on............ You can't can you............ No-nothing Brit!

Fowllyd posted this 12 June 2015 - Last edited 12 June 2015

I am FowllyD.

There is, and can only ever be, one FowllyD.

The laws of the universe make it all too precise and too clear that, should more than one FowllyD exist at any given moment (a moment being, in this dictat, a tiny fraction of a nanosecond) then our planet, our solar system, our galaxy, the universe and time itself will all cease to exist.

I didn't ask for it to be this way.

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pap posted this 13 June 2015

I am pap that was pap on TSW, pap in loads of other places.   I'm still  pap now.   In fact, the only time when I'm not pap is when the username has already been taken, or the site enforces a minimum number of characters > 3.

I did make one small change when moving over here - I reversed the order of characters in my username.   Thankfully, no-one seems to have noticed.

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CB Saint posted this 13 June 2015

Originally posted by Fowllyd

Originally posted by Fatso

I am Sarnia Saint on swf and if anyone doesn't believe me I will shoot their asses in, stupid dumb Brits.

Yeah? Prove to me your Sarnia Saint.............. Go on............ You can't can you............ No-nothing Brit!

This should be pretty straightforward to prove.

America is fundamentally broken because of their ridiculous gun laws. Discuss.

Fatso posted this 13 June 2015

That Sarnia thread on SWF should have been locked a long time ago. There is clearly something wrong with Sarnia. I would suggest some sort of mental health or special needs. It's pretty much everyone against him, which isn't difficult because he is so clearly wrong, but because he is so clearly wrong and unable to discuss things properly I can only assume there is something wrong with him. In which case, the thread serves no purpose other than laughing at and ganging up on a mentally deficient person. 

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pap posted this 13 June 2015

Originally posted by Fatso

That Sarnia thread on SWF should have been locked a long time ago. There is clearly something wrong with Sarnia. I would suggest some sort of mental health or special needs. It's pretty much everyone against him, which isn't difficult because he is so clearly wrong, but because he is so clearly wrong and unable to discuss things properly I can only assume there is something wrong with him. In which case, the thread serves no purpose other than laughing at and ganging up on a mentally deficient person. 

I felt that about a week in, which is why I started being a lot nicer to him.   Mental health issues are a bit far though.  Just reckon he spends a lot of time on his own, without anyone robustly challenging his opinions.

revolution posted this 13 June 2015

I'm revolution and also revolution saint on the other place.  I'm revolution because I really want one.....  and I go round and round in circles most of the time.  Used to post quite a bit on saintsweb but work tends to get in the way, I don't have much to say and I got a bit bored of reading the same old points scoring posters reiterating the same thing.

 

Anyway, if anyone's up for deposing Mrs Windsor then let me know and I'll fill you in on all the boring details (I've already decided it won't be televised).

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pap posted this 13 June 2015

Welcome aboard revolution.   I would provide a heartier introduction, but saintbletch (you may know him) has been appointed site butler and takes the hump when others do his job.    I think he's worried about off-shoring, deep down.   Anyway, we've allowed him some personal time this weekend.   It is my hope that he'll be diligent enough to maintain his duties, but you just don't know with "help".

Lets B Drinking posted this 13 June 2015

Lets B Avenue on SteveWeb ias I was a regular at The Avenue PH and some claimed it was my postal address.  Changed it slightly as I don't frequent it so much and Lets B Guide Dog didn't really work.

On the Sarnia front, if I recall correctly, he is back tomorrow, so the lunacy can resume. LOL!!!!!

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ant posted this 13 June 2015

'Ant' is actually a nickname, based on my microscopic height. At time of birth I was the smallest baby to be born in this country and I just didn't grow much.

It's OK though - I've mostly got the hang of the stilts and this adult-sized human suit now.

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